Meek Mill Sentenced To Prison!!!

Meek Mill Sentenced To Prison!!!

Jake Briscoe

Jake Briscoe

First name Tom, Last name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Especially this rapper... Meek Mill!

The rap industry took another major blow this weekend with the sentencing of Philly rapper, Meek Mill. Although Mill didn't get the book tossed at him, Judge Brinkley made it a point to pitch 2 to 4 chapters in his directions.

Judge Brinkley reportedly based her sentencing on Meek's repeatedly failing of drug tests & his failure to comply with a court ordered travel restriction. Brinkley tweeted she was saddened by the sentencing, but steadfastly believes her ruling is just & fair.

 

 

Joe Holden

Joe Holden

Meanwhile, Meek Mill's high-powered attorney, Joe Tacopina, vows to appeal his client's sentencing because he knows Judge Brinkley sentenced Meek out of spite & vengeance.

According to a well-trusted witness that was in the judge's chambers before sentencing, Brinkley requested that Meek serenade her with a rendition of Boyz II Men "On Bended Knee" for his freedom. However, Meek refused to put on tap dancing shoes & monkey shine like Bobby Shmurda. Ultimately, this was the straw that broke the camel's back. The judge became livid, reacted like a scorn lover & ordered the rapper to turn himself in to prison to begin his slightly half-a-decade sit down.

Akon-ed!

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