Trump Calls NFL Players Porch-Monkeys!!!
First name Tom, Last name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!
Except this racist... Donald Trump!
It's no secret President Trump hates a lot of things: tacos, taxes, tulips, Muslims, Mexicans & newly added to his list.... monkeys.
Porch Monkeys to be exact!
According to a reliable source, video of Trump degrading black NFL Players was leaked to CNN. In the video, Trump is seen holding a hand of bananas tied to a stick with a YUGE sign lingering in the background broadcasting the following belittling, racist joke, "How do you get NFL porch monkeys out of a plantation house? Bananas."
Since the video leakage, republicans have been scrambling to get an official cease & desist order against CNN & other media outlets to seal the embarrassing footage. A spokesperson for the republican party claimed the video was supposed to be a skit for executive members of Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate during their annual Halloween Party.
Nonetheless, just like Trump's pussy groping mixtape, I think the media should go ahead & release the footage of this video to allow citizens to gain further insight of our boneheaded president.
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