Hype… Kim Wishes Her Butt Wasn’t So Rotund!!!

Hype… Kim Wishes Her Butt Wasn’t So Rotund!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Including this dandelion blower… Kim Kardashian.

If fairy godmothers, a magical lamps housing genies & workable four-leaf clovers were real, many would change tons of things about themselves in hopes of becoming perfect; godly. Since the aforementioned only happens in Hollywood scripts & movies, the ones who can afford it settle for plastic surgery.

Recently, Kim Kardashian caused a social media uprising by stating she wished her butt wasn’t so BIG. A lot of fans lashed out at her claiming her ass is the very cash cow that put her on the map; it & that popular Ray J porn video.

According to a respectable source, Kim is tired of being lusted upon by various men. She feels uncomfortable going places because of the amount of attention her booty grabs.

“Kim is tired of being looked at like a piece of meat. She wants the world to know her fart box belongs to Kanye ONLY! Sometimes she wishes she had a magical butt-be-gone pill,” revealed the source.

We can’t imagine Kim K with NO ASS. That’s about as ridiculous as imagining Michael “Air” Jordan with dreads or cornrows. Although she seemed sincere when she made the statement, we think it’s all…

Hype!

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