Millennial Snatches Lottery Machine From Liquor Store to Sell $1.6 Billion Mega Millions Tickets in the Hood!!!

Millennial Snatches Lottery Machine From Liquor Store to Sell $1.6 Billion Mega Millions Tickets in the Hood!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Especially this brilliant millennial... Henry Porter.

Nowadays, Millennials aren’t trying to take anyone’s jobs; they are merely too busy creating their own HIGH demanding jobs. More over IG models, App Developers, Freelance Photographers & Vloggers, Henry Porter just created the perfect profession.

Earlier, Porter smoothly swooped into a liquor store & managed to snatch the lottery machine & a container filled with tons of scratch-off tickets without anyone noticing. Hours later, Porter, who has an MBA from Stanford University, set up shop & started selling Mega Millions & scratch-off lotto tickets 75% off retail price.

According to police reports, by the time the lottery officials determine which machine was compromised, the brilliant millennial managed to rack in $358,792 in cash. Police later recovered the machine near a busy intersection.

Porter has not been arrested or charged with the crime due to insignificant evidences. He is merely a person of interest that’s clearly trying to do his part at finding a new billionaire.     

Millennial!

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