OMG!!! Terry Crews Gets His Nuts...
First name Tom, Last name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!
Especially this brother... Terry Crews. Over the weekend Hollywood was rocked by the news of a top movie producer using his position to penetrate the pussy. Hollywood is known for scandals & secrets, but this latest shit has blown everyone's fucking mind. Hollywood has gone Hefner.
In the midst of the dick sucking for dollars scandal, notable actresses have come forward to explain how they were sexually assaulted. When Damon (Friday After Next) heard the news about the scandal, he immediately dashed off the set of Brooklyn Nine-Nine crying.
A reliable source stated the next few days Crews began having nightmares & flashbacks of a time when a top-black movie executive approached he & his wife at a well-to-do Hollywood party. Crews assumed the mogul would greeted him with a traditional, firm hand shake. However, the executive clinched his bottom lip, moaned softly & bravely lowered his left hand & began massaging Latrell's (White Chicks) kahunas with swift, yet gentle, upward-thrust motions. Witnesses claimed Terry & his wife were mortified & immediately stormed out of the members only party.
BIG UPS to Terry for shedding more light on the shadows of Hollywood. The quicker we expose those sick, savagery, horny-hounds, the swifter the industry will become a better place.
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