Damn… Thrift Store Busted Selling Human Snacks!!!

Damn… Thrift Store Busted Selling Human Snacks!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Even these elderly entrepreneurs… Carmichael’s Bargain Basement.

Recently, a store owner & his wife were charged with 10 counts of FDA commerce packaging violations. Business had been steadily declining in the poverty stricken community, thus the 64 year old couple decided to vamp things up.

According to a trustworthy source, Beatrice, wife of Carmichael, loved the idea of women advertising & selling themselves as snacks. She & her husband approached a few young women regarding their masterminded plan & to the couples sheer delight; they were able to hire 10 gorgeous women to sell their bodies as snacks.

Once business began booming, the FEDs took notice & immediately audited their income. The item line listed as “Adult Snacks” generated revenue streams of nearly $89,000 per month. When the FDA got involved, the only violations they were able to locate was that of improper packaging.

To say their thrift store was in a poor area, the locals darn sure know what types of food they like. Apparently, they loved their human

Snacks!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Niece & Nephew Beatrice & Carmichael’s snacking situation.

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