No Ass, No Airplane Pass – Future Strands Thirsty Groupie In LA!!!

No Ass, No Airplane Pass – Future Strands Thirsty Groupie In LA!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Even this groupie strand-er… Future Hendrix

“No ass bitch, no backstage pass,” proclaimed Uncle Luke in the 90s. Recently, our good friend Future decided to follow in the footsteps of 2 Live Crew’s lead rapper.

Most thirsty groupies are aware they have to do strange things for a little change & Instagram pictures with famous rappers. Every now & again, along comes an outlier groupie attempting to skew the bell curve.

Shamartess

Shamartess

According to a reliable source, Future flew a Miami native to LA in hopes of partying (one night stand) with him. When the aspiring artist, known as Shamartess, refused to let him bareback (Rich $ex), the sex-craved, singing, trap rapper immediately tossed her from his hotel - by means of canceling her reservations. The Miami diva was responsible for funding her way back to the Sunshine State. This would not have been possible had she not set up a quick Go Fund Me account.

Wow, we thought Future was a stand-up guy. Never in a million years would we have thought Hendrix would strand a thirsty…

Groupie!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Nephew Future’s stranding situation.

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