Hova & Bey Shuts Down The Internet w/ Semi Nudes!!!
First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!
Especially this powerhouse… Jay Z & Beyoncé!
This powerhouse always captures the attention of everyone & makes the world stand still. There’s simply nothing they cannot do wrong. All attention is GREAT attention & builds upon their ever growing brand.
Thus, when Hova & Bey decided to share an intimate moment with the world, it comes as no surprise; Earth stopped rotating for 83 seconds. This paused rotation & increased online activity searches of Jay & Beyoncé caused the internet to crash.
According to a reputable source, the couple had been contemplating releasing more intimate moments for promotional advertisement for their OTR II Tour & calculated the perfect time to drop their bomb; a risky move that quickly paid off. Music streams soared through the roof & search engines were filled with millions of references related to the dynamic duo. Now that’s what we call a true…
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