Florida Man Steals Butt Plugs!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Particularly this guy... Florida Man. 

Oh Florida, you never disappoint.  When citizens of the Sunshine State aren’t being arrested for breaking into jail or getting eaten by an alligator while hiding out from the police, they’re stealing sex toys.

In all fairness, shoplifting an adult toy is pretty mild compared to other stories coming out of the state but the man caught in the act had an awesome reason—he was too embarrassed to make the purchase.

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By: Keisha Hatchett