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Kevin Durant Goes HAM on Twitter about Thunder!!!

Kyle Terada

First name Tom, Last name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Even this internet troll...  Kevin "Twitter Fingers" Durant! 

Yes, he received flack for sprinting away from Oklahoma City's concentration camp at dusk without notifying his cellmate of eight years about his escape plan.

Yes, he pledged an alliance to Sam Presti's organization & vowed to evaporate the Warriors' Splash Brothers with 3500 degrees of heat from Rumble's lightning bolts.

However, the script swiftly changed when Durant decided to take his talents to Cali. The world was shocked. The Earth stood still. More than 35 Okies committed some form of aggravated arsenic crime once they received word of their savior's intentions.

Like Michael Jordan returning to the NBA wearing the number 45 & shooting up everything, KD had his own type of vengeance in mind.

Now I love KD with all my heart; a little more than I should. I'm talking laminated Slim Reaper photos embroidered with hearts, glitter & beads. I probably worship him more than some of his die hard fans that faint when they touch his sweaty palms. Nonetheless, we all have to be held accountable for our silly, irresponsible actions.

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Ronald Martinez

Over the weekend, Kevin made a horrible mistake when he replied to a fan that asked him a question on Twitter. Durant must have assumed he was logged into his trolling account as his reply to the fan was formatted in third person point-of-view. Durant poured his heart out & gut punched the shit out of his former employer & co-workers with less than 140 characters.  

I'm talking Hit Em Up Style, not Tupac, but Blu Cantrell. KD basically said he loved Russ, but he did not like Billy Donovan's Florida Gators coaching style. During TV timeouts, he also didn't like the fact that Donovan always stood in front of him with tight pants that showed an impression of a pair of plums nested in a squirrel's cheeks. Ultimately, he frowned upon the reality that he & Westbrook played with a bunch of middle-school junior varsity amateurs.

Darn!

Lately, Kevin has been collecting bodies like a coroner. Any-BODY can get BODIED! Dude has been clapping back more than Chyna Blac's ass cheeks in a silky, pink, peppermint flavored edible thong. I don't know about you all, but I kind of like Mr. Hyde more than Dr. Jekyll.

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