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Toni Morrison, Author & Nobel Laureate, Dies Aged 88!!!
Aug 6

Aug 6 Toni Morrison, Author & Nobel Laureate, Dies Aged 88!!!

Tom Foolery
Celebrity, Activist, Hyperlinked

Morrison chronicled the African American experience in fiction over five decades…

Alexis Skyy Causes Prices of Cucumbers to Rise After Freaky Pool Party!!!
Aug 5

Aug 5 Alexis Skyy Causes Prices of Cucumbers to Rise After Freaky Pool Party!!!

Tom Foolery
Reality, Everyday People, Hyperlinked

The Skyy is really the limit for these cucumber sucking wh#%*@…

Stevie J Gets Temporary Sole Custody of Daughter, Bonnie Bella!!!
Aug 5

Aug 5 Stevie J Gets Temporary Sole Custody of Daughter, Bonnie Bella!!!

Tom Foolery
Reality, Music, Hyperlinked

Stevie J is set to become permanent custodial parent of daughter Bonnie Bella…

Marianne Williamson Cites Trump’s Dark Psychic Force as Collectivized Hatred in America!!!
Jul 31

Jul 31 Marianne Williamson Cites Trump’s Dark Psychic Force as Collectivized Hatred in America!!!

Tom Foolery
Politics, Hyperlinked

Williamson exposes the wonkiness of Trump’s evil dark psychic forces…

Weezy F & Birdman Ends Royalty Fued Over Drake's Music Rights!!!
Jul 29

Jul 29 Weezy F & Birdman Ends Royalty Fued Over Drake's Music Rights!!!

Tom Foolery
Music, Celebrity, Hyperlinked

Lil Wayne & Birdman have come to an agreement over Drake royalties…

Jennifer Lopez Surprises & Pisses Off A Rod with $5 Birthday Cake!!!
Jul 29

Jul 29 Jennifer Lopez Surprises & Pisses Off A Rod with $5 Birthday Cake!!!

Tom Foolery
Sports, Music, Celebrity, Hyperlinked

A Rod allowed staff writers to eat the cheap cake Jenny from the Block dropped off on his…

Sickos… Rapper Tay-K Gang Raped 1st Night of 55 Year Prison Sentence!!!
Jul 26

Jul 26 Sickos… Rapper Tay-K Gang Raped 1st Night of 55 Year Prison Sentence!!!

Tom Foolery
Music, Everyday People, Hyperlinked

Hearing Tay-K holla & moan put a BIGGER target on his back. Now all the goons want a piece of his tender a**…

Usher Begs Judge to Seal Private Medical Records!!!
Jul 26

Jul 26 Usher Begs Judge to Seal Private Medical Records!!!

Tom Foolery
Music, Celebrity, Hyperlinked

Usher has urged & begged a judge to seal his private medical records as his unfortunate…

Paparazzi Catches Shaq Dunking his MASSIVE Figure into his Girlfriend’s Booty!!!
Jul 26

Jul 26 Paparazzi Catches Shaq Dunking his MASSIVE Figure into his Girlfriend’s Booty!!!

Tom Foolery
Sports, Celebrity, Hyperlinked

BIG freaky Shaq dunks his long, MASSIVE finger into his girlfriend’s a** during…

Louisiana Teen Dies Days After Being Swept Up in Florida Riptide!!!
Jul 25

Jul 25 Louisiana Teen Dies Days After Being Swept Up in Florida Riptide!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Hyperlinked

Although she was a great swimmer, Jayla was no match for the rip current that…

YBN Cordae Makes Late-Night Debut on “Fallon” with Bouncy “RNP” Performance!!!
Jul 25

Jul 25 YBN Cordae Makes Late-Night Debut on “Fallon” with Bouncy “RNP” Performance!!!

Tom Foolery
Music, Hyperlinked

Cordae & his murse bag bounced around the stage, as the…

Wow… Lakers Sign Antetokounmpo!!!
Jul 22

Jul 22 Wow… Lakers Sign Antetokounmpo!!!

Tom Foolery
Sports, Celebrity, Hyperlinked

The Lakers are already heavily favored to win the 2019-2020 NBA title; signing Antetokounmpo increased their…

Protest Erupts in NYC after Police Avoids Charges in Eric Garner’s Chokehold Death!!!
Jul 19

Jul 19 Protest Erupts in NYC after Police Avoids Charges in Eric Garner’s Chokehold Death!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Activist, Hyperlinked

Federal prosecutors chose not to bring charges against…

Peek-A-Boob… Love Island’s India Reynolds Goes Topless!!!
Jul 19

Jul 19 Peek-A-Boob… Love Island’s India Reynolds Goes Topless!!!

Tom Foolery
Reality, Hyperlinked

LOVE Island bombshell India Reynolds set pulses racing as she went topless by…

Florida Man Attacks Wife’s Lover with Scissors & Flees with Penis!!!
Jul 18

Jul 18 Florida Man Attacks Wife’s Lover with Scissors & Flees with Penis!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Hyperlinked

Bonilla fled the scene with his severed penis…

Sh*t… Florida Man Eats Woman’s Rectum & Dies Instantly!!!
Jul 18

Jul 18 Sh*t… Florida Man Eats Woman’s Rectum & Dies Instantly!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Hyperlinked

unbeknownst to Copper, the promiscuous dancer stuffed a “molly” in her a** to intensify the…

Louisiana Activist & Founder of African-American Museum Found Dead in Car Trunk!!!
Jul 13

Jul 13 Louisiana Activist & Founder of African-American Museum Found Dead in Car Trunk!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Activist, Hyperlinked

Investigators strongly believe the Ku Klux Klan is behind the attack…

Ex-Arizona Teacher Sentence to 20 Years for Molesting 13 year old Male Student!!!
Jul 13

Jul 13 Ex-Arizona Teacher Sentence to 20 Years for Molesting 13 year old Male Student!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Hyperlinked

FREE ME; I'm not a threat to society…

WTH… Thieves Steal WHOLE Blue Bell Ice Cream Truck from Walmart Parking Lot!!!
Jul 10

Jul 10 WTH… Thieves Steal WHOLE Blue Bell Ice Cream Truck from Walmart Parking Lot!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Reality, Corporate, Hyperlinked

“I’ll never eat BBIC again. I’m not tryna catch bum-bump from tampered Rocky Road, Cookie Cake or whatever other f@*k boy licked flavors they got,” angrily vented an upset customer that witnessed the ordeal…

Louisiana Man Arrested for Poking & Licking Blue Bell Ice Cream then Placing it back in Fridge!!!
Jul 10

Jul 10 Louisiana Man Arrested for Poking & Licking Blue Bell Ice Cream then Placing it back in Fridge!!!

Tom Foolery
Everyday People, Reality, Hyperlinked

Someone recorded Martin pulling a carton of Blue Bell Ice Cream from a freezer, opening it, licking the frozen dessert & poking it with his finger…

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